Brad Fights a Spider

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Long ago, there was a small village located deep in a jungle somewhere just inside the border of what would now be known as Honduras.  The inhabitants were a primitive sort.  They enjoyed simple pleasures of life such as eating sugar sticks, throwing rocks in the air, or hitting a sibling for no reason other than to evoke some type of harsh response.  In this village, there was a man who was kind of special.  He was extraordinarily friendly to all of the inhabitants of the village. He was particularly generous with his punch and pie, […]

Brad Breaks a Bathroom

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BANG! BANG! BANG! In the bathroom, a contractor breaks through the tile and walls with a small sledgehammer.  Directly above the bathroom is a sleeping baby and a tired mom.  Brad, our hero, is downstairs on the couch sporting a cozy set of flannel pajamas, some pink moccasin slippers and fresh cup of hot coffee.  As he sinks into the couch and begins to read the first of many articles on his list for the day, it starts again.. BANG! BANG! BANG! A new sound infiltrates the basement.  *BZZ*  *BZZ* […]